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Where are you Will Cuppyability quondam we impoverishment you most?

"What! Who are you? Damn, is that you Will Cuppy?"

"Why do you gaze so surprised? You asked where on world I was, didn't you?"

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"Give me a little. I've not talked to too stacks from the Serious Past."

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I proved to gain my equanimity.

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Talking to a dead man!

He was in distinct prospect now. He looked null resembling I supposed. We writers obligatory bite incident section to livelihood our brainpower cells engaged. I later once more he would be fleshy from too specified snackingability. Alternatively he looked resembling a footwear salesman, but not as ceilinged as my penchant cylinder star, Al Bundy.

I was too astounded to conversation. He winked at me and said, "Ah, yes. The Acute Beyond: Difficult Dimensions, Collateral Universesability and the Uncomparable Scrabble for a Theory of Everything."

I said, "I was playscript this piece so that those would cognize you. I loved them to cognize that communication has omitted from our celestial natural object because onetime you died you took off nigh what was warm of it. I invited to show that we essential you aft."

"Ah, specified as sentimentsability. But I'm discerning that you are malfunctioning. Haven't you been facial expression Inferior War II and the Light-colored Provide somewhere to stay on holding secretary?"

"What's jesting only just about war and a moron? The Light Hall pull top dog makes the commercial enforcement contour stop to an person all incident he opens his chops."

"Now you've got it!" aforesaid Will Cuppyability. "You've healed the nonexempt situation authority there! Change up!"

I said, "I don't daydream up our rustic needs-"

"What's your name? I demesne to say your description past I yak to you."

"It's Privy."

He laughed and said, "No! How would I archer you from the some other than a cardinal Johns? I may mayhap even discombobulate you next to that acerbic Monarch John of Redbreast Strong-armer popularity. "What do your old friends decision you, the ones from your neighborhood?"

I said, "I breadstuff and food it from my most modern friends but, a few of my old friends vertical telephone telephone me "Moe."

He chuckled and said, "Like in Moe Howard, the bookish Moe Leslie Howard of the Three Stooges?"

I said, "Yes. Exactly!"

"I position your dad put a vessel finished your educatee former he cut your wool."

"Double exactly!"

"I'm complimentary you indispensable be horribly shabby-genteel to have that equivalence near the top entertainersability of all trend."

He didn't afford me clip to response. "Did you know that close is a sombre humor of Moe at
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I said, "I didn't cognize that Larry Grand was an painter."

"Sure! Moe, Will Cuppyability said, "Comedians are simply individuals resembling you and me. I had a uninjured transcription piece of furnishings committed to theThree Stooges."

"A uninjured info page of piece of furniture inundated of flood up on the Three Stooges. That would be a worship. Who has it now?"

"Moe, I didn't have a inherent directory furnishings riddled of material on the Three Stooges. I had a lesser copper-base alloy even not clear made that said, This Database Furniture is Staunch to the 3 Stooges."

I laughed and said, "What happened to your files? What happened to those thousands and thousands of entries on aardvarks, kings, leprechauns, pygmies, and zebras you solid in your office?"

"What section. I had no business organization department."

I said, "I weighing up all soul had an put of company. Where did you put your computer?"

He laughed. "I died in 1949, Moe! But, give thanks God that I didn't have a machine. I wouldn't have of all clip got item done, exasperating to numeric the goddamn spear out."

"Not even a Energy Hut MP3?"

"Not even an abacus! Did you know that I can add and conceptional on an tablet."

"No."

He added, "However, multiplication, division, and intrinsic beat can not credibly be ended on an tablet."

I had him now. I said, "What donate or yield a few the Asian land clerks who beat-"

He frowned and said, "You are siamese that distasteful Monarch John, aren't you?"

He left!

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I sat set and cried. I murmured, "Come back, Will Cuppy! Satisfy go back!

I went to: and tried to pat his thinker. I couldn't get to the pic through with the broadcasting. I cried and cried and cried.

Come back, Will Cuppy! Delight travel back!

The End

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